I did something wrong, now my bread looks like something else

by MissTrombonist_vrs2

35 Comments

  1. Spiritual_Throat_556

    good old bread machine bread with the booty holes

  2. ITestInProd1212

    Hey it may look like a butthole, but how does it taste? That’s the real question.

  3. Garmberos

    SHAI HULUD! BLESSED BE THE MAKER AND HIS WATER

  4. Throwaway_Planet

    Your fleshlight has a yeast infection.

  5. Is this why they call the ends of a bread “butt bread”?

  6. External-Fig9754

    Classic bread machine. Try lowering your yeast and water

  7. LiamIsMyNameOk

    We’ll just tell your mother, erm, that we ate all the bread?

    ![gif](giphy|l3q2wWc2WLKgfIwNi|downsized)

  8. carelessscreams

    ![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)

  9. ZePlotThickener

    Looks like the mouth of that kid from Preacher. What was his name?

  10. taste_bender

    Lol that happens when your “proofer” is too hot or you left it somewhere extremely “hotter” temp where the yeast is barely surviving to rise. Hence, once you believe it is “ready” and the moment you agitate the rising dough it will deflate. That also happens when you cold retard the dough and leave it somewhere hot, it’ll result in that as well.

    That also happens, when the mold is too tight and theres too much dough that it’s producing too much CO2 that as it’s baking, the co2 and the heat might “explode” the bread or sink it like that

  11. brantmcney

    Your bread looks like it wants to be bred.

  12. formicidaehomosapien

    DO put your dick and that. Probably nice and warm

  13. The-Tarman

    Either too much, or too little, yeast… I have the same problem sometimes.. it happens to everyone. Especially if it’s been a long time since you baked last. Don’t beat yourself up. You can try again, and I’m sure it’ll rise to the occasion…